10 Rules For A Sucessful Orgy

Planning a good orgy is much like planning the invasion of Normandy. You will plan and plan and it will probably not quite go the way you plan. But if you follow a few simple rules even if it doesn’t go the way you PLANNED you’ll be happy with the way it goes. So here in no particular order are some good tips to make sure YOUR play party is an orgasmic success!

1)    Choose a Good Setting. Whether you choose to do it in your home or a motel room or rent a lodge you’ll want a setting that will offer you sufficient room for the evening’s festivities, and sufficient privacy. Bear in mind if you’re NOT doing it at home if the noise levels get too loud you may get a visit from the local constabulary, and porn movies notwithstanding they will probably NOT want to join in the activities. Police are remarkably inflexible about these matters. And while there is nothing illegal about having a festival of cock sucking and buttfucking their mere visit can operate as the ultimate ANTI-viagara.

2)    Have a Co-Host(s). You’ll want to be able to both participate and also keep an eye on things and let’s just face it. You aren’t going to be able to have ANY fun if you try to do both by yourself. So having a friend or partners that you trust to help you take up the slack. Looking after things means making sure they aren’t making off with the silverware or burning down the place (although presumably you’ll choose your guests wisely but we’ll go into more of that below) and even just making sure everyone feels welcome. In short be a good host. A little bit of personal attention from the host(s) makes a huge difference for everyone!

3)    Choose your guests wisely. Just because they’re hot is not always a good enough criteria (although it is fine as ONE of them). Choosing guests for a fuck party is a kind of sexual alchemy. So look for an amiable playful spirit, a hearty sexual appetite and make sure you have a balance between tops/bottoms/versatiles. Rather like the old boy/girl seating arrangement. You so for every committed person who is a top or bottom find someone who is the other or versatile. You may also find guys who may want to do nothing but suck cock. That’s cool, you can always use a fluffer to help guys get back into the mood after having short their load.

4)    Play safe. This means having plenty of condoms on hand. You can usually get a good number for free or a small donation at your local AIDS Task Force or for that matter at Planned Parenthood. It also means having some sanitary moistened cleaning tissues for cleaning toys after use. And also have plenty of lube. You may want to make sure that all guests are either NEG or if you have POZ guests make sure that all guests know this and that it is the POZ guys responsibility to let whoever he is playing with know. It’s just good manners to say the least.

5)    Make it BYOB – in fact make it BYO everything. If you’re providing a place to play it shouldn’t have to be up to you to feed and give everyone a drink. It’s not too much to ask for people to bring something for the evening whether it is alcohol, or food. Also people should bring towels, and a bag to store their clothing in.

6)    You don’t have to get down to sex right away. In fact it may be nice to start the evening with a quick pot luck dinner where you all can get to know one another before you get down to business. A good orgy isn’t just about sex it can also be about making good friends. At least I always feel friendly toward someone sucking my cock!

7)    That being said you’re there to fuck! You don’t want looky-loos. If people aren’t there to fuck they shouldn’t be there. At a certain time it should be off with the clothes and the inhibitions-and stand by the rule! Now I know there may be occasions when people will take a break to recycle, but it should be clear they’re going to do that - if after a hour they’re not showing signs of getting re-involved maybe a suggestion that it’s time to call it a night needs to be made. On the other hand if this is an extended play party you might want to make spots for people to take a nap available.

8)    Drugs – this is a touchy issue. Different people have different rules. Myself I’m ok with pot and poppers but if we’re talking about crack or meth or heroin then you’re probably asking for trouble. It’s also a good idea whatever you allow in the way of drugs that everyone who is a guest KNOWS what the rules are.

9)    No Cameras – look everyone is entitled to their privacy and chance are there is someone who is if not in the closet has someone that could be hurt by seeing pictures at such an event. It should be common sense that you not have this. SO along with leave their clothes at the door leave the phones and camera.

10)  Have fun! Probably the most important rule. If you have a good attitude it will envelope the whole gathering.

These are just 10 simple rules for making a good orgy. I’m sure someo of you out there have ideas too. Don’t hesitate to let me know and maybe I’ll update this further at a later date.

Remember Play Nice…and Nasty;)